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Training Room

Fat man, fat man, look at you.

Sittin’ up there in your trainin’ room.

Double patty, double patty, biggie fries.

Chest pains, heart attack-and then you die.

One mile, two miles, OH-MY-GOD!

Pushin’ up daisies-under the sod.

Fat man, fat man, look at you.

Eatin’ like, eatin’ like, a pig on cue.

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