Momma Told Sally
Momma told told Sally not to go downtown,
Too many Crewchiefs hangin’ around.
Sally got the ass and she went anyway,
She didn’t come home till late the next day.
Three months later, all was well,
Six months later, she began to swell,
Nine months later, out it came,
It was a bald headed Crewchief swingin’ a chain.
Singin’, “I’m Hardcore”
We got the right, the right to rock steady,
We got to the right to roll when we’re ready.
But when the time comes I got to be ready,
Willin and able to rock steady.