How'd You Earn Your Living
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When I go to heaven
Saint Peter he will say
How’d you earn your living
How’d you earn your pay
I replied in a fit of anger
Blood and guts and a little bit of danger
When I go home
The girlies they will say
How’d you earn your living
How’d you earn your pay
I replied with a cool kinda nod
I earned my living serving my god
When I go to war
The hippies they will say
How’d you earn your living
How’d you earn your pay
I replied as I pulled out my knife
Get out of my way or I’ll end your life
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