Before He Died
Jesse James said before he died,
There were four things that he wanted to ride,
Bicycle, tricycle, automobile,
And a crazy ass motorcycle/ferris wheel.
(Pick someone’s name) said before he died,
There were four things that he wanted to ride,
Hummvee, helicopter, deuce and a half,
And Martha Stewart on a PT mat.
Charlie Manson Said Before he died,
There were four drugs that he wanted to try,
Cocain, marijuanna, LSD,
And an early morning, fast paced run with me.
Saddam Heusein said before he died,
There were five places he wanted to hide,
Here and there and round and round,
If that don’t work try a hole in the ground.
Said he’d hide in a pile of poop,
Before he’s discovered by US troops,
Well sure enough, prooved him wrong,
Now every morning he’s singing this song.
Pain,
In my feet,
Pain,
In my legs,
Pain,
In my knees,
Pain,
In my chest.
