My girl’s a vegetable
She lives in a hospital
But I would do anything
To keep her alive
She has a green TV
It’s called an EKG
But I would do anything
To keep her alive
She has no arms or legs
That’s why we call her pegs
But I would do anything
To keep her alive
Sometimes I play a joke
Pull the plug and watch her choke
But I would do anything
To keep her alive
Each time she breaths in air
She sounds like Darth Vader
But I would do anything
To keep her alive
She prefers puréed food
Sucks it down with a plastic tube
But I would do anything
To keep her alive
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Cadet Ginter
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55 years, this has been the basic guidebook for enlisted leaders
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