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I See One Dirty

I see one dirty man on a trip/
Out to a bar were the ladies strip/
Mission top secret if his wife finds out/
He’ll be sleeping on the couch/

Four A.M. he shuffles through the door/
Mad as hell ’cause he never scored/
He saw his wife when he walked inside/
A rolling pin was by her side/

She beat him down but she wasn’t through/
Look out below here comes her shoe/
From now on he’ll do his best/
To keep his hands off a strippers chest.

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