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Backwoods Johnny

Backwoods Johnny was a wrestlin’ fool.
He wrestled alligators on his way toschool.
He’d stroke their bellies and throw’em in a sack,
and run off to school with a gator on his back.
Teacher seen him coming, jump on a chair.
She yelled at Johnny, “Get your gator outta here!”
Johnny replied as he took his seat,
“You better mind your manners ’cause mygator wants some meat!”

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