Never talk to an army girl,
She’ll find ways to make you hurl.
Watch your mouth and watch your hands,
She knows more ways to kill a man.
Watch your neck andwatch your ears,
She will bring you down to tears.
If you try to hit on her,
She will have you to make a fur.
You don’t mess with an army chick,
She will break you with a stick.
If you take her on a date,
You have found your perfect mate.