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Caller: “1,2,3,4”

Platoon: “You can’t count to 5”

Caller: “1,2,3,4”

Platoon: “Because your brain is fried
on crack
and dope
and all that shit you smoke.
Crack babies.
(high voice) to the rescue”

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