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Up Jumped The Monkey

Created by: brewdoggy

up jumped the monkey from the coconut grove
he was a bad motor scooter you could tell by his clothes

lined a hundred fleas up against the wall
bet a hundred dollars he could whoop em all

whooped 98 before his knuckles turned blue
backed off slacked off and whipped the other 2
cause he's bad
my monkey.

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