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The Prettiest Girl #2

Created by: Spc Wilcox

The prettiest girl
I ever saw
Was dipping skoal
In Arkansas,
The prettiest girl
I ever saw
Was dipping skoal (stomp), In Arkansas


I walked right up
I bummed a dip
I turned my head
and then I spit


I asked her what
she's doing here

She said GI
my boyfriend's near

I got in a fight
I went to jail
1sg came
and posted bail

The morale of
the story is
instead of skoal
smoke your cig's


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