Hey La Di Da Di

(chorus)
Hey La Di Da Di/ Hey La Di Da Di Day/ Hey La Di Da Di/ I need a
Port-o-potty./

I just finished eating chow/ I need a Port-o-potty now/ Think I got a
heavy load/ and I’m ready to explode./

(repeat chorus)

As I went I held my breath/ And found there’s no more T.P. left/ So I
improvised a scheme/ I used a torn-up magazine./

(repeat chorus)

I don’t want to make a scene/ But I just drank two canteens/ Here comes
a golden stream/ Hope my underwear stays clean./

(repeat chorus)

I look down in that hole just once/ and I nearly lost my lunch/ ‘Cause
I’ve just been informed/ That someone’s been eating corn./

(repeat chorus)

Once I got inside the stall/ I read graffiti on the wall/ I saw this
girls name once or twice/ Hey wait, that girl’s my wife!/

(repeat chorus)

I was in a Port-o-Jon/ I had some trash that should be gone/ I’ll lift
the lid and push it through/ Whoops! There went my wristwatch too./

(repeat chorus)

Once I took this girl with me/ ‘Cause she’s a Port-o-potty freak/ I
took her for a wild ride/ ’til that thing tipped on it’s side./

(chorus)
Hey La Di Da Di/ Hey La Di Da Di Day/ Hey La Di Da Di/ I need a
Port-o-potty./

I just finished eating chow/ I need a Port-o-potty now/ Think I got a
heavy load/ and I’m ready to explode./

(repeat chorus)

As I went I held my breath/ And found there’s no more T.P. left/ So I
improvised a scheme/ I used a torn-up magazine./

(repeat chorus)

I don’t want to make a scene/ But I just drank two canteens/ Here comes
a golden stream/ Hope my underwear stays clean./

(repeat chorus)

I look down in that hole just once/ and I nearly lost my lunch/ ‘Cause
I’ve just been informed/ That someone’s been eating corn./

(repeat chorus)

Once I got inside the stall/ I read graffiti on the wall/ I saw this
girls name once or twice/ Hey wait, that girl’s my wife!/

(repeat chorus)

Once I took this girl with me/ ‘Cause she’s a Port-o-potty freak/ I
took her for a wild ride/ ’til that thing tipped on it’s side./

(repeat chorus)

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