There's this Army girl named G.I. Jane,
Her favorite phrase is no pain, no gain.
When she gets to Iraq she's gonna say,
"Hey Saddam, get outta my way!"
She's rough, tough, and hardcore,
She'll beat you down, till you can't take more!
She busts onto the scene with her M-16,
She's a lean, mean fightin' machine!
She's proud to defend our flag,
She never lets her troops' heads' sag.
And when she gets home, she'll be a hero,
The chance of her retiring is next to zero!
If you look on the battlefield, you may sight her,
Cause she's one d**n, hell of a fighter!
G.I. Jane, NO PAIN NO GAIN!!!