Cause There Are No Airborne Rangers
 

Posted Friday, October 7, 2005

'Cause there are no Airborne Rangers in the Navy
(in the Navy) (x2)
All they do is sail ship to shore, and make wives out of whores
'Cause there are no Airborne Rangers in the Navy
(In the Navy!)

(all:)Say glorious, victorius
One keg of beer for the four of us
Say glory be to God, that there are no more of us,
'Cause one of us could drink it all alone
Damn near, pass the beer, to the rear, of the battery, hooah!

'Cause there are no Airborne Rangers in the Airforce
(in the Airforce) (x2)
All they do is squeeze M16's, and get rescued by Marines
'Cause there are no Airborne Rangers in the Airforce
(In the Airforce!)

(all:)Say glorious, victorius
One keg of beer for the four of us
Say glory be to God, that there are no more of us,
'Cause one of us could drink it all alone
Damn near, pass the beer, to the rear, of the battery, hooah!

'Cause there are no Airborne Rangers in the Marines
(in the Marines) (x2)
All they do is go to war, filling up more body bags
'Cause there are no Airborne Rangers in the Marines
(In the Marines!)

(all:)Say glorious, victorius
One keg of beer for the four of us
Say glory be to God, that there are no more of us,
'Cause one of us could drink it all alone
Damn near, pass the beer, to the rear, of the battery, hooah!

'Cause there are no Airborne Rangers in the Coast Guard
(in the Coast Guard) (x2)
All they do is sip on beer, but they're all a bunch of queers
'Cause there are no Airborne Rangers in the Coast Guard
(In the Coast Guard!)

(all:)Say glorious, victorius
One keg of beer for the four of us
Say glory be to God, that there are no more of us,
'Cause one of us could drink it all alone
Damn near, pass the beer, to the rear, of the battery, hooah!

Submitted By:
Rene Prospero