Airborne Ranger, Airborne Ranger, where have you been?
To Air Assault school and failed again.
Airborne Ranger, Airborne Ranger, how did you go?
In a UH-60 flying low.
Airborne Ranger, Airborne Ranger, what did you fail?
I couldn't slingload and I couldn't rappel.
Airborne Ranger, Airborne Ranger, don't feel blue.
Those Air Assault wings just aint for you!
Submitted By:
SSG Tucker